Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Profile of a legend: Immortal Technique

What's happening, folks? This is Alex, and I'm here to let y'all know about one of my favorite rappers, Immortal Technique. Many of his lyrics include his personal political views, which are mainly against Capitalism. If that's not your kinda thing, it doesn't matter, because the way this man flows is unbeatable by many, only attained by some like J-Dilla....

One of my favorite videos demonstrating this is here.

"Dance with the devil- Immortal technique"

If you don't think this is good, then you are fucked up.

Another demonstrating his insane way of flowing is this...

"Point of no return- Immortal Technique"

He often shows his sometimes scary love of the Islamic method of worship/ways of life.

All in all, his style and sheer ability to express himself tops almost any rapper i've ever heard, and I'm sure Ezzy would agree with me. Good shit, seriously.

Monday, February 23, 2009

jaydolf spitler, rap hitler, one man militia

hailing from NOLA, here is the best pure mc in hip hop. mic presence, flow, lyrical content, rhyme structure, beat selection, etc. -- all off the charts. and, he can do any style. listen to the man. he is absolutely worth your time.

"i spit that, wonderama shit / me and my conglomerates, shall remain anonymous / caught up in the finer shit / get that type of media coverage obama get / spit that kurt vonnegut / that blow your brain kurt cobain, that nirvana shit"

"its the vivid memoirs of an obnoxious slave / i pave ways like nat and harriet / ill blast on judas iscariot and peel off in the chariot"

"every page of my poetrys like a rhyme from the clip / the mic is always in my holster right on top of my hip"

transformations exhibit a [prod. just blaze] (just dope)

so what you sayin? [prod. dilla] (three ridiculous verses)

when the levees broke [prod. jay elect & mike chav] (a story about a story)

King Sized Canary

Friday, February 20, 2009

Thursday, February 19, 2009

I guess CREAM does rule the spot...

but I wish it hadn't happened to Outkast

Happy hootie hoo day everyone

Latest DJ Ezzy project

Short drumloop, really the whole song would be this looped.


(C) 2009 DJ Ezzy Recordings, all rights reserved

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Monday, February 16, 2009

ron paul & alan grayson

ron really layin wood to america on cnn american morning [2/16]

new congressman, alan grayson (D-FL), grillin vice chairman of the federal reserve, don kohn [1/13]

black milk let it knock

black milk > your favorite producer

Afro Samurai

Check it out, shit is dope.

As is The RZA's soundtrack.

Take Sword Pt. 1 (ft. Berett 9)\


I've asked this before...

But really, why try and test the Rebel INS?

Sunday, February 15, 2009

This weather sucks...

The weather here changes more quickly than Ruby Tuesday's stock value (in this case, falling)

If its going to be warm, be warm. If its going to be cold, be cold.

But dammit.

Stop literally jumping back and forth. I know this is just how the weather is in East Tennessee, but that doesn't mean I can't hope for change. I did vote for Obama after all.

Besides, I thought global warming was supposed to fix this shit anyway?

Anyway, I just thought about all this after I came across pictures of Knoxville from a snowy day in December.

Check out The Sunsphere Is Not A Wigshop if you're ever in the mood for good down home opinion, Knoxville style.

So I guess all that just inspired me to post some pictures of Maryville from the last batch of white stuff God the Chef cooked up.

I'll be posting the others as soon as I can find them on my hard drive. Its so crowded you would think... well, never mind, that isn't appropriate.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

this is real

Evidently the rumor is that said Zane is in fact an Arizna basketball player. In truth, this is 420 Chambers fan trying to win Zane's eternal love.

Deadspin needs to get its shit straight

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Yo, I gotta cop that purple tape god!

So as many of you all know, I (and every other hip hop fan ever in the world) am eagerly awaiting the release of Raekwon's "Only Built for Cuban Linx... 2". But I know that many of you loyal 420 members subscribe to the idea that rap on the radio today is far superior to rap of 15 years ago, and have no idea who the fuck Raekwon even is. Well, I plan on solving that. It's time I introduce to the world to the man who single handedly is responsible for the "mafioso" sub-genre of hip hop. The sad fact is that as this generation became convinced Jay-Z was the greatest rapper alive, they also accepted that the classic Reasonable Doubt is the finest example of mafioso rap from the golden age. The fact is, when the two albums dropped in 1995, is was clear to all that OB4CL was the best. In fact, it wasn't even close. OB4CL was immediately recognized as a masterpiece, as cinematic as an album could be, with characters and story lines and it flowed together in a way that no album has before or sense. You literally heard a movie.

It comes as no suprise that once it dropped, everyone had to get a copy. Raekwon, knowing how dope the joint was, used his shrewd marketing skills gained from years of cooking and selling crack to mark his album in a way that would immediately identify it as his. The media standard of the era was of course the cassette tape, and Rae decided that the tape would be purple, rather than the clear or black norm. This caused the album to become more than "Raekwon's Album" or "Cuban Linx". No, it needed no name, and over the years that has stayed the same as any hip hop fan will immediately know what you mean when you say "Purple Tape".

This leads me to today. I am on somewhat of a quest to attain my own copy of said Purple Tape, and I began on ebay. Often times ebay is the only place to find something such as a cassette tape or VHS in our digital world, and it proved to be the easiest place to find this. The only catch?

Well just see for youself.

That is right. A tape that was released 14 years ago finds an ebay value of $46 6 days before the auction even ends. On a DEAD media no less. The genius wasn't in what it would do for the albums vibe when it came out, Raekwons decission to go 'urple has made it an indisputable collectors item. I MUST HAVE ONE. In celebration of this I will record my spiritual journey to finding my own Purple Tape, post it here for all to see. This weekend is Raekwon weekend, so get ready to party motherfuckers.

Cappadonna getting mad high in an interview

More Dave...

Just watch.

I'm a big Joaquin fan, and he is a huge Wu Tang fan. But this is terrible, somebody was smoking bones in the staircase before they came out.

Ron Paul blows a load in Fox News' face

David Letterman=Bad ass

I love Leno, and hate that he is retiring, but he absolutely doesn't fuck with his guests like Dave does.

I just wanted to share this comment, which was the most recent comment when I viewed the video. If you go to the site you should see or at least find my response:

"she just was drunk and drive anybody was did it sometime? the diference is just that he was stop by the police so what she show a lot of education because she never make an upset answer she´s a ladie"


Its Dilla Day Everyday

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Just a recap of Jodie Meeks playing God again

Check out the 3 florida douchebags sitting on the first rwo, fucking attention whores. Gotta love the skank going sleeveless with the jersey and the slut who keeps making faces and saying hi to her parents.

Super Obama World

Level Completion We Can Believe In.

I don't know how long this has been out, but it is AWESOME.

Thanks to The Technical One for the find. Only the best come to Wu Corp.

Kaze Freestyle at 7-City Cipher Lounge

one of my favorite mcs o.a.t. just got signed to universal records subsidiary, src records so hopefully he'll blow up like he deserves.

his first album was nothing short of strait fuckin classic but he only made like $10.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

J Dilla Memorial Day

"The cause of death for James Dewitt Yancey-a.k.a. Jay Dee and J Dilla-has been reported as both kidney failure and cardiac arrest, apparently brought on by lupus, from which he suffered for several years. According to the Lupus Research Institute (LRI), lupus is a chronic autoimmune disease in which the body's immune system-normally our natural defense against disease-becomes overactive and forms antibodies that attack and damage different organs and tissues such as the skin, brain, heart, lungs, blood and kidneys. One in three lupus patients has kidney disease, and heart disease is one of the leading causes of death among people with lupus. According to the Lupus Research Institute, nine in ten lupus patients are women-J Dilla had the misfortune of being one of the one in 10 lupus sufferers who are male. Sadly, he only survived for three years past his diagnosis."

Visit the site and learn more, we can all help.

RIP J Dilla


"Today marks the three year anniversary of the passing of one of hip hops most talented producers, James Dewitt Yancey aka J Dilla. In the clip above Elzhi, Black Milk, Guilty Simpson & Buff1talk to Hip Hop Official about what Dilla meant to their city and hip hop as a whole."

J Dilla was a true gem in the hip hop world, and unfortunately one that never really got to shine in the mainstream due to the fact that he was actually talented. His loss is one that we will never be able to measure. Rest in peace.

Also, Nero sent this to 2DopeBoyz this morning. A track he recorded over one of Dilla's finest beats. Enjoy.


You frontin on us?

I didn't think so.  

What up, 420 Nation?  The name's Ring, Ring Lardner to be exact.  My main man Ezzy called me in to liven the site up a bit.  Evidently he wants someone who hasn't had their faith in humanity ruined by unbearable faggotry.  I'm not really sure what he's talking about, but I guess I'll have that revealed when I'm ready/have posted enough.  Its sort of like being a Mormon.

But to stay with the theme of making an actual post, I want to talk about the greatness of the picture Ezzy posted last night.  Is there a word for that other than brilliant?  If you were to ask me, "Ring, if you had to explain America to an Alien from Planet X, what would you tell them about first?", my answer would be easy.  I would tell them of George Washington leading the revolutionaries into battle on the back of his triceratops, as Angels flew on the backs of Pterodactyls and destroyed the Empire's ultimate WMD, the Death Star.  I would of course share with them the timeless tales of heroism, such as Robocop defeating Darth Vader and Emperor Bin Laden by remembering the lessons he learned from his fallen Jedi Master, Steve Irwin.  And I would teach them about the melting pot of cultures our great nation has always been, welcoming Christians, Jews, Muslims, Africans, Asians, Supermen, Aquamen, X Men, and other non-gays with open arms.  And I would only be scratching the surface.  In order for someone to truly understand America, they would not only have to hear the stories and see the picture, they would have to watch Indiana Jones, The Godfather, and The Muppet's.  And probably The Sopranos, too.

That, my friends, is what America means to me.

Monday, February 9, 2009

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Lil Wayne tries to one up Big Baby Jesus

by bringing several children, mothers, and whatever else he brought on stage. It was pretty hood, Ill find a video. Just an example of why people think hip hop is stupid.

This doesn't make up for the giant shit taken on music tonight...

But it is a much better performance than anything you've seen tonight.

As I speak, JT is playing on stage with a scarf and coat on. I guess its cold outside. In LA. Stop Grammys, please! Don't do this to us!

Nothin big

Has anyone else noticed that all of a sudden parents and adults in general are invading facebook? Its like they united to do it all in one massive wave. Idk, just seems odd. Not that it matters.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Lots of people do think Lil Wayne is the Greatest Rapper alive

Of course a lot of people believe the Earth is 6,000 years old and even more people voted for Sarah Palin. Saying Lil Wayne is the best rapper alive is like saying McDonalds is better than Ruth's Chris. On one hand you a restaraunt who can produce things as quickly as possible. On the other, you have a restaraunt that serves but a fraction of the items, though the meat is of incredibly higher quality and is prepared individually and by hand. In hip hop, you have Lil Wayne, who produces dozens of mixtapes a year, just going into the studio and rhyming bullshit words, often times with themselves, and never sitting down to actually write a well thought out and meaningful verse. I would prefer a song with plenty of meaning, complex rhyme schemes, and a display of intelligence to one that is just about money and strippers. But thats just me, and I realize our generation is full of idiots. I'll post a couple videos, we will see who has the most talent.

Chalk-full of shit

Zane gets crazy, I get money. You get money, You get crazy. I'm chalk full of 'em. 7:06pm

Little does he know that isn't even the expression. Unless of course he is referring to being full of chalk, therefore making him able to use his own pencil dick when writing on a blackboard or sidewalk. It still doesn't make sense, as money has nothing to do with chalk. I'm calling bullshit on this one. Chock full of shitty rap lines, maybe?

Best Story of the Year

Patrick Thibodeau, the Greely High boys' basketball team manager who has Down's syndrome, got the chance of his young life Tuesday when he played a few minutes in the Rangers' final home game against Gray-New Gloucester on Parents' Night.

Thibodeau hit a pair of 3-point shots, one early in the game and the other late. The night was additionally special for Patrick as his father, Perry, the longtime team statistician, attended after suffering a stroke two weeks ago.

Just for everyone out there who wondered how to make crack...

A friend and I were wondering the other day, and I decided that if I found out I would post it on here. So from One Man's Blog, here are instructions on how to make crack. Details are better on his site, and they include pics. I just didn't want to jack his post completely. It's not like you need detailed directions anyway. Or do you...?

Materials Required: Cocaine powder, teaspoon, measuring cup, pan, baking soda.
Pour about an ounce of cocaine in the measuring cup.
Add about a teaspoon of baking soda.
Fill with about 3/4 cup of water.
Pour the mixture into the pan.
The mixture will start to bubble. Get a knife and flatten the bubbles.
Continue to flatten the mixture while cooking it.
Continue to flatten the mixture while cooking it.
Cook it until it is solid white.
Continue to cook it until it is solid white.
Place the solid form of cocaine on a towel or napkin to drain.
Place rocks in freezer for 15-20 minutes.
Place rocks in freezer for 15-20 minutes.
Congratulations you have successfully made crack cocaine.

Well that was easy...

Just a note...

In addition to the other Zane-y happenings of the weekend, I wanted to take a minute to discuss what really matters.

It has become increasingly evident that Only Built For Cuban Linx... 2 will in fact happen. There have been a flurry of leaks recently, including Criminology 2, which should excite any hip hop fan enough to make them shit themselves. I for one never thought it would happen, much less come out and re-establish the Wu on top of the hip hop game.

But I might be wrong. Everything i have seen and heard suggests this album is going to be one of the top releases of 2009, with star studded guest spots and truly inspired efforts from the entire clan for the first time in ages.

What I am most excited about is the rumor that GZA and Inspectah Deck will be the co-stars this time around. Ghost will still play an improtant part in the album, I'm sure, but the fact is that Deck and Genius are two of the greatest MC's of all time, and the idea that they may be able to shine on the years biggest release is almost too much to handle.

I'll have more posted on this as it comes in, as will Jesus I'm sure. But keep your eyes and ears open...shit is about to get real in hip hop. Looks like Rae is about to stick up the game once again.

April 7

He really doesn't care guys...

Thats exactly why he commented on my post regarding his tendency to fall for dyke girls to easily at 6 A.M. Not only that, but he cared enough to delete what he had posted. Maybe I'm just wrong, but someone who doesn't care, also isn't on the site at 6 AM posting and deleting his comments.

Just easing the tension...

With a classic video. This was only released in New York, and replaced by a version that is less offensive to asians. ODB, best that ever did it. Some call him the Zane Winders of rap...ok, sorry, that was mean. ODB's legacy doesn't deserve that.

I really don't care (as I check my facebook and update my status at 1:30 in the morning)

Zane probably doesn't care what you think. Contrary ro your own opinion lol. 1:34am

Of course you don't care! Which is exactly why you took the time to update your status from your phone... Weird.

I would like to thank Zane for the added publicity. Even after a week plus away from paying regular attention to the blog, we are well on our way to setting a one day visitor record here on 420 Chambers!

Official Zane Weekend

Well everyone, to make up for my lack of posts and to respond to Zane's bitch-ass antics, I'm declaring this Zane Winder's Weekend here on 420 Chambers. As of this second I cannot get to his facebook, but that should be solved within the hour and the post marathon will be on. There may be guest posts as well, so make sure the check back as often as possible!

Friday, February 6, 2009

Zane's 25 random things

So get ready for this, he has given us a list of 25 things about him and we're going to debut them one by one whenever zane news is slow.

14. I fall for dyke girls way too easily...

Puttin' the pussy on a pedastal! What a pussy lipped bitch.

girl talk

****Im typing all of this on sleeping pills about to pass out, I just wanted to get it done before I fell asleep. Redo tomorrow.

Zane is just glad someone cares enough about me to write so much! Love me or hate me. Just ask yourself. Do you really matter? 12:46am

Lol, I love the classic douche move of using lil wayne references, like Love me or hate me, wasn't that played out 6 months ago? If he really wants to do this I'm happy to rap battle his ginger ass.

The results are in...and yes, I do! Do you though? That is the question... There will be a poll up in the morning for the readers to decide.

Either way, Zane has agreed to do an interview, although I cannot promise it will be a success. Probably just us arguing. Ill have it posted in the next couple days. Oh, I almost forgot...

He plans to sign his LOI live-online with the 420 Chambers team! Thanks Zane, can't wait to see who the lucky team is.\\

Good news, we made Zane's list of dislikes!

Shit-Talkers online

Yes We Can!

Bring it on bitch.

Zane has tossed down the gauntlet. Everyone's favorite bad youth band singer/"quarterback reject" has decided he wants to talk shit. He says I need a life other than blogging about him and drinking myself to death. Well dumbass, first of all I don't drink anymore. Haven't for a couple months actually. It is not that I see anything wrong with it or think an imaginary God has deemed it evil. I just didn't like the shitty feeling.

Now for someone who everyday feels the need to tell us what is going on in his athletic life, takes picture of himself looking like a hard ass in the mirror and puts them on the internet, and is a general pussy at life it might suprise you that he is laughing at me. One would believe that he would in fact be laughing at his own faggotry instead of how pathetic I am. Further more, he should note that the public has spoken and feels that he is in fact the one to be laughed at (to the tune of 300+ hits for the average Zane post).

In the end, he has only brought more attention to the sight and his actions. While at the end of the day my posts may be nothing more than hateful, bitchy opinions, the fact that he found the site by GOOGLING himself only validates everything that I have posted. Our intent all along is to rid the world of douchebaggery one douche at a time, and he now will draw the full wrath of the site.

Thanks Zane, you really make all of this too easy.

You should know I count many "friends" of yours among my most loyal readers.

Post more pics asap! I need some more material!

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Also this...

From November, this Raekwon interview pretty rad.

That is right...Raekwon wrote a BOOK. Should be a masterpiece.

Raekwon being...well, Raekwon

Cuban Linx 2 track list rumored in the next 2 weeks.

So we finally get acknowledged

It appears Zane now knows about our wonderful site. Thanks for being a good sport Zane, besides, you put all of it on the internet.

So a day has passed...

And we still have no word on Zane's college football decision. Word in some circles (expert cirlces) is that his decision will likely change the overall recruiting rankings. If he were to become a Scot, they would jump from roughly the 4,000th best recruiting class, all the way to number one. At least thats what he has been telling people.

Odds are he will announce on his facebook status, so we will have the coverage.

Speaking of Zane Status', we have a lot of make up work to do, including a couple of NOTES he posted. Stay tuned, sorry for the break. Not knowing where Zane will play caused sever lack of sleep and the doctor ordered that I rest. But thats over, and we now have round the clock Zane Watch!